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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No go.

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com

Still no good

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

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No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

A particle from the farthest reaches of the universe has been detected at the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. - Farmingdale Observer

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Race and genetics do not line up well, new study confirms - Live Science

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Then came..

ROG Xbox Ally Gets Price & Release Date Info In 'Exclusive' Report - Pure Xbox

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is India currently capable of implementing a multimodal artificial intelligence system?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

'AI scientist' discovers that common non-cancer drugs, when combined, can kill cancer cells - Earth.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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